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Re: An 80 year old goes to the doctor for a checkup... - anonymouse1 - 02-17-2016
90 year old guy goes to see a doc, about a urethral discharge,
Doc asks, "Have you slept with a woman lately?"
Man says, "why, yes--yestrday."
Doc says," Well, you'd better go find her right away."
Man says, "Oh no, do I have a disease?"
Doc says, "No, you're ejaculating."
Re: An 80 year old goes to the doctor for a checkup... - jdc - 02-17-2016
Rick-o wrote:
Ha! Funny, but I heard a different joke with the same punchline. Something about two guys out in the wilderness, one gets bit on his penis by a poisonous snake while relieving himself. The buddy races to the nearest town to get help, and the Doc tells him his only chance is to suck out the poison.
Heres for originality -- 10 posts down about the bromance.
sacha cohen is such a hack and cant think up his own stuff, he has this *exact* joke in his "new" movie. guess he figures its been so long ago that everyone has forgotten it....