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Re: OT: Martha Stewart's big wiener and today's caption this photo contest - mrbigstuff - 09-24-2008
...and where is that Japanese guy again...?
Re: OT: Martha Stewart's big wiener and today's caption this photo contest - weapon - 09-24-2008
footlong?
...And then Some.
Re: OT: Martha Stewart's big wiener and today's caption this photo contest - threeprong - 09-24-2008
it's a whole new feel.
Re: OT: Martha Stewart's big wiener and today's caption this photo contest - kj4btkljv - 09-24-2008
How about:
All this mustard helps slide it in.
Or:
Well, since K-Mart isn't doing so hot, I'm selling these now. Open up and say ahhhh!
Jeff
Re: OT: Martha Stewart's big wiener and today's caption this photo contest - Jem - 09-24-2008
Honoring the 2008 Beijing Summer Olympics... The Oscar Meyer Meat Javelin.
Available in Beef, Pork, and for a limited time... Shih Tzu!
Re: OT: Martha Stewart's big wiener and today's caption this photo contest - MacMagus - 09-24-2008
"I'm just so happy to be able to have this on my show today. Look at all of the ways that we can make a playful presentation. We can add some of this garnish to match our favorite dishes -- and I have these fabulous earthen dishes from Bombay that I received as a gift from a very close friend who took the time out from a 3-month cruise around the world and he brought back such delightful souvenirs from poor native craftsmen who labor for months to make these delicate things -- or you can decorate the edges with a little shortening and food color to bring out the ruddy texture and oh doesn't that look delightful? Or if you like that sort of thing as I do, you can add this flavored heated lubricating jelly for a marvelous sex toy and enhanced pleasure, both oral and for the more delicate places."
Re: OT: Martha Stewart's big wiener and today's caption this photo contest - Panopticon - 09-25-2008
"So this is the free lunch @ Trump's casino????"
Re: OT: Martha Stewart's big wiener and today's caption this photo contest - haikuman - 09-25-2008
"" as your Dr I advise you to take this medicine "" Presented by the Chairman for The Back Door Majority
""" I've done lines longer than that """ Hunter S. Thompson
""" I always use the SUV when going to Der Wienerschntzel Drive Thru """
Re: OT: Martha Stewart's big wiener and today's caption this photo contest - Racer X - 09-25-2008
We have decided to call this a "John Holmes". It will have a place on the permanent menu alongside the very popular sandwich "Reuben hold the Pickle".