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Re: Laarree's found amusement of the day - laarree - 08-11-2009
NewtonMP2100 wrote:
...what I find most shocking is.....
[spoiler=OMG!!! This I can not believe....!!!]
.......you ate lunch at a Starbuck at W 43rd & 9th........?!!!???!!!
[/spoiler]
I should have phrased it more precisely--I actually went to get an
iced latté at Starbucks after lunch, but this was at the end of
my lunch break. Starbucks's selection for meals is pretty paltry,
but I do like their iced lattés during the summer as a lunch chaser.
Er, did I tell you I have a ping pong ball signed by Adam Savage? ;-)
Re: Laarree's found amusement of the day - lafinfil - 08-11-2009
laarree wrote:
My favorite detail is how he stresses the proper pronunciation of
his name, even adding dictionary-style pronunciation symbols for
the vowels.
Maybe he copied it off of his tattooed forehead
: -?
Re: Laarree's found amusement of the day - prof - 08-12-2009
With a slight tweak here and there, I believe I've found my new match.com profile. (believe me it's not that far out from what a lot of the women on match.com demand in their profiles)
Re: Laarree's found amusement of the day - Monster - 08-12-2009
I really really really wish you hadn't of smudged out the number.
Re: Laarree's found amusement of the day - blooz - 08-12-2009
I can just see Malik with three (non-promiscuous, of course) women in a private box at the arena having sex with all of them at once while watching the Ranger game and listening to 103.5 FM podcast on his iPod.
My question: when does he get to play the video games? Or is that for the women who will probably get bored.
Re: Laarree's found amusement of the day - laarree - 08-12-2009
Monster wrote:If you are a very very nice Monster, maybe I will PM you his number. :devil:
I really really really wish you hadn't of smudged out the number.
Re: Laarree's found amusement of the day - Monster - 08-12-2009
oooh, I nice Monster, oh yes i am. :-)
Re: Laarree's found amusement of the day - vision63 - 08-12-2009
Just rejectin' the sistas.
Living the dream. - RAMd®d - 08-12-2009
Gotta love the optimism!
I can almost see him sweating over the composition, reflecting, considering, ever hopeful.
Surprisingly well written, given the choice of venue to advertise.
And I too think it should go back to the phone booth, unless Malik has already checked and replaced it.
Re: Laarree's found amusement of the day - freeradical - 08-12-2009
He wants a promiscuous and disease free woman who's into threesomes and foursomes.
He'll be a real catch for someone. Yup.