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Re: My idiot governor's educational steps backwards - PeterB - 06-20-2024
As a registered Pastafarian, I must hereby demand equal protection under the law, and the FSM's 14 Commandments MUST also be displayed for all to see:
The Commandments, wrought by His Noodly Appendages
A key part of being a devout pastafarian is to know and live by the 14 commandments
1. Thou Shalt Have No Other Dishes Before Me.
2. Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Alfredo.
3. Thou Shalt Not Cook Thy Pasta In Vain. Always al dente.
4. Thou Shalt Not Eat At Olive Garden For It Is An Abomination In Mine Eyes.
5. Honor Thy Parmesan And Romano.
6. Thou shalt twirl the fork upon the stillness of the spoon.
7. Thou shalt wear one eye patch at a time.
8. Eat, drink and be merry should be in the running, if it so pleases the Maker.
9. Respect the whims of the Midgets, for they are blessed amongst humans, being created first by his noodly appendage.
10. Thou shalt not serve me with powdered macaroni and cheese sauce.
11. Thou shalt not fling pasta upon the wall in an attempt to determine if the pasta is done cooking yet.
12. Thou shalt not stick.
13. Avenge not thy wrongs, but noodle thy enemies.
14. Love thy neighbor like a side order of garlic toast.
https://shenanigan-time.weebly.com/the-commandments.html
Re: My idiot governor's educational steps backwards - $tevie - 06-20-2024
Re: My idiot governor's educational steps backwards - Ted King - 06-20-2024
$tevie wrote:
:goodone: sadly
Re: My idiot governor's educational steps backwards - Ted King - 06-20-2024
From a link in the OP:
From State Rep. Dodie Horton, sponsor of the bill:
“It doesn't preach a certain religion, but it does teach a standard,” she said, adding that the Ten Commandments offer a moral code that God “holds us accountable to live by.”
First two lines of the Ten Commandments they endorse:
I AM the LORD thy God.
Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
Doesn't preach a certain religion. :barf:
Re: My idiot governor's educational steps backwards - RAMd®d - 06-20-2024
DAMN, $tevie, you find the coolest stuff, if one can overlook for moment, the tragedy in the messages.
Re: My idiot governor's educational steps backwards - PeterB - 06-20-2024
$tevie wrote:
Ain't this the truth. These same frackers are the ones who like to cut school lunch programs.
Re: My idiot governor's educational steps backwards - SteveG - 06-21-2024
Re: My idiot governor's educational steps backwards - Speedy - 06-21-2024
Has anyone ever told him what irony is?
Steve G. wrote:
Re: My idiot governor's educational steps backwards - Lemon Drop - 06-21-2024
TTC?
God.
As my lawyer uncle used to say.. it's the law in 49 states.
Anyway, thanks a lot Louisiana.
Now South Carolina will want this too.
Re: My idiot governor's educational steps backwards - Ombligo - 06-21-2024
Steve G. wrote:
I guess he didn't get all the way to number seven before losing interest