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So I Picked Up Some Litter In The Ditch Today... - Rick-o - 09-29-2010

...At my small biz. I often find trash that has either blown in or tossed out by brain dead motorists on my property. At first glance, it looked like a plastic grocery bag had blown into the ditch. I wheeled over to the shoulder, jumped out and grabbed the bag, but it was full of...something. Heavy and kind of squishy.

I expected the worst, and placed the bag in the bed of my pickup, and drove to the back of the property where the woods rolls down into a marshy swamp. Opened the double bag to find a whole mess of freshly cleaned smelt! No smell, bugs, or other nasties (thank goodness). I must have been right behind the damned litterbug. I walked over to a tree stump and dumped them out for the lucky raccoon or other creature of the forest to enjoy. I'm sure they gorged themselves.

Now I have a craving for a big mess of battered smelts!! :yum:


Re: So I Picked Up Some Litter In The Ditch Today... - mikebw - 09-29-2010

Gotta admit, I didn't have a clue what a smelt was.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smelts


Re: So I Picked Up Some Litter In The Ditch Today... - Rick-o - 09-29-2010

Believe you me, they's good eatin'!!! :yum:


Re: So I Picked Up Some Litter In The Ditch Today... - decay - 09-29-2010

he who smelt it dealt it


Re: So I Picked Up Some Litter In The Ditch Today... - kap - 09-29-2010

The wildlife is grateful to you Wink


Re: So I Picked Up Some Litter In The Ditch Today... - Racer X - 09-29-2010

Rick-o wrote:


Now I have a craving for a big mess of battered smelts!! :yum:

Sounds like they were battered already.


Re: So I Picked Up Some Litter In The Ditch Today... - D-Rod - 09-29-2010

You didn't know what kind of fish were smelt? Why old rotten ones are smelt. :devil:


Re: So I Picked Up Some Litter In The Ditch Today... - IronMac - 09-29-2010

Mmmmm...smelt


Re: So I Picked Up Some Litter In The Ditch Today... - mstudio - 09-29-2010

IronMac wrote:
Mmmmm...smelt

Yeah, I agree. It's been a very long time since I've had smelt. I have some great memories of my youth smelting with my father and brothers in Lake Michigan "on the rocks" just south of downtown Chicago. I was always excited about being able to go out at night to fish. Good times.


Re: So I Picked Up Some Litter In The Ditch Today... - haikuman - 09-29-2010

Smelting and Snipe hunting the daze of our yute/youth *(:>*