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Sandra Bullock gets headlines for $1mm check to Red Cross. So will I. - Jimmypoo - 03-17-2011
I'll actually get TWICE the news coverage that she will!
First... I'll get it for giving the $1,000,000 check. You'll see me all over the news.
Then I'll get it again because the check will bounce. I'll be all over the news twice!
I think that is well worth the $35 bounced check fee! You can't buy that kind of celebrity!
I'll probably make Time Magazine before they have time to deposit the check - which
is cool, because I'll always have a copy with me to show all the models and Playmates
at Hef's - until the next issue comes out!
This is going to be great! I'll make it on one of those giant foam core boards, so it will take at
least a week for someone to get it to a bank! I may even get two weeks of celebrity out of this!
Paul F. !! Are you in with me on this one?? Stop at Office Depot on the way home tonight!
Hell... I could write one extra check for the yacht we rent... and you write one for the models & booze!
$70 each... that's a DEAL! I already have some past date condoms - so we're covered there too!
Blooz - I'd invite you along, but you can't leave Malibu (the cat) at a time like this. Besides... I don't
think you could afford the required Viagra for the week!
:devil:
Re: Sandra Bullock gets headlines for $1mm check to Red Cross. So will I. - decay - 03-17-2011
this post has been sanitized for your protection at the request of OP.
Re: Sandra Bullock gets headlines for $1mm check to Red Cross. So will I. - NewtonMP2100 - 03-17-2011
....BULLy.....for you....yeah....!!!
Re: Sandra Bullock gets headlines for $1mm check to Red Cross. So will I. - Paul F. - 03-17-2011
Your Honor, I swear it was all HIS idea...
Did I what? Well, yes, the Columbian models WERE my idea.. but has that got to do....
Yes, sir.. I'll sit down...
Re: Sandra Bullock gets headlines for $1mm check to Red Cross. So will I. - Acer - 03-17-2011
1mm? My checks are around 6", so I've got her beat easily
Re: Sandra Bullock gets headlines for $1mm check to Red Cross. So will I. - Mac1337 - 03-17-2011
That's how thick they are.
Re: Sandra Bullock gets headlines for $1mm check to Red Cross. So will I. - Panopticon - 03-18-2011
Paul F. wrote:
Your Honor, I swear it was all HIS idea...
Did I what? Well, yes, the Columbian models WERE my idea.. but has that got to do....
Yes, sir.. I'll sit down...
Good, now exactly what were you two yoots really up to??
Re: Sandra Bullock gets headlines for $1mm check to Red Cross. So will I. - Paul F. - 03-18-2011
No, your honor... there were no yutes involved!
They were all over 18!
Even the one legged hungarian midget chick with the pierced tongue...
Yes, your honor... I'll sit down...
Re: Sandra Bullock gets headlines for $1mm check to Red Cross. So will I. - datbeme - 03-18-2011
You must be joking. Days of publicity before they find out? At least 20 knuckleheads around here will give you up within the hour.