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Ethnic joke - hal - 10-18-2011
Fresh from an email from Mom...
be grateful that all of the FWD: FWD: stuff has been removed...
The Mother of All Ethnic Jokes
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a southerner, a New Englander, and a Californian) an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, a Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 47 Africans walk into a fine restaurant....
The maître d' scrutinizes the group one by one and bars their entrance saying, "Sorry, you can't come in here without a Thai."
Re: Ethnic joke - cbelt3 - 10-18-2011
:jest: Mom WINS ! :jest:
Here in Cleveland the local 'Saturday afternoon kid's movie' program on TV used to have bits they called "A typical Ethnic Joke"... little skits that involved a prototypical Eastern European elderly man and his adventures in dealing with modern live. It was a hoot, and since the makeup of Cleveland neighborhoods has been very '-ian' for most of the last century, it went over very well.
Re: Ethnic joke - hal - 10-18-2011
I can't believe it got moved to this side...
Re: Ethnic joke - lafinfil - 10-18-2011
hal wrote:
I can't believe it got moved to this side...
I didn't see where it got moved. It was here when I first saw it posted.
Re: Ethnic joke - Acer - 10-18-2011
cbelt3 wrote:
:jest: Mom WINS ! :jest:
Here in Cleveland the local 'Saturday afternoon kid's movie' program on TV used to have bits they called "A typical Ethnic Joke"... little skits that involved a prototypical Eastern European elderly man and his adventures in dealing with modern live. It was a hoot, and since the makeup of Cleveland neighborhoods has been very '-ian' for most of the last century, it went over very well.
Big Chuck and Hoolihan/Little John and the "Certain Ethnic" series! Stories from my childhood.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PInGwxdphRo, for example.
Is that all there is? Is that all there is? If that's all there is, my friends, then let's keep dancing. Let's break out the booze, and have a ball, if that's all...there is.
Re: Ethnic joke - OWC Jamie - 10-18-2011
Must have been the 47 Africans that was politically incorrect and insensitive.
Re: Ethnic joke - rjmacs - 10-18-2011
Or preemptive, given that posters here inevitably tend to make relatively inoffensive threads offensive.
Re: Ethnic joke - rgG - 10-18-2011
I didn't move it either. Maybe it was a Freudian slip posting to this side.
Re: Ethnic joke - Black - 10-18-2011
It was me-- I moved it.
Re: Ethnic joke - $tevie - 10-19-2011
I was moved by the topic.