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All Your Gadet Are Belong To Us - JoeM - 01-09-2013
Still duking it out:
Samsung Says It's Making More Money Than Apple, Now
Riding the wave of gadget goodness from the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas, Samsung released a pretty impressive set of fourth quarter earnings estimates, including a record high profit. The South Korean electronics manufacturer says that it will make $8.3 billion in profits on $52.7 billion in revenue. That's a shade better than Apple's own record high profit of $8.2 billion on just $32 billion....
http://news.yahoo.com/samsung-says-making-more-money-apple-now-025159420--finance.html
Re: All Your Gadet Are Belong To Us - OWC Jamie - 01-09-2013
I was expecting confiscated french impressionism
Re: All Your Gadet Are Belong To Us - timg - 01-09-2013
Peter Yak Gadet (or Gatdet, Gadiet) is a former Sudan People's Liberation Army (SPLA) general who is now the leader of the South Sudan Liberation Army ...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Gadet
Re: All Your Gadet Are Belong To Us - Lew Zealand - 01-09-2013
Be patient.
I am still waiting for gadet.
Re: All Your Gadet Are Belong To Us - Lew Zealand - 01-09-2013
I guess that 20.7 billion difference in revenue comes from washers, dryers and fridges? I'm sure Apple is just in a tizzy about their revenue gap in appliance technology.
Re: All Your Gadet Are Belong To Us - cbelt3 - 01-09-2013
If Apple made toasters...
They would actually work quite well,
but not conform to Microsoft's standards.
If Xerox made toasters...
You could toast one-sided or double-sided.
Successive slices would get lighter and lighter.
The toaster would jam your bread for you.
If Oracle made toasters...
They'd claim their toaster was compatible with all brands and
styles of bread, but when you got it home you'd discover the Bagel
Engine was still in development, the Croissant Extension was three
years away, and that indeed the whole appliance was just blowing
smoke.
If Sun made toasters...
The toast would burn often, but you could get a really good cuppa
Java.
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters...
They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster, which takes in toast
and gives you regular bread.
If Tandem made toasters...
You could make toast 24 hours a day, and if a piece got burned the
toaster would automatically toast you a new one.
If Thinking Machines made toasters...
You would be able to toast 64,000 pieces of bread at the same time.
If Cray made toasters...
They would cost $16 million but would be faster than any other
single-slice toaster in the world.
If Sony made toasters...
The ToastMan, which would be barely larger than the single piece of
bread it is meant to toast, can be conveniently attached to your
belt.
If CostCo made toasters...
They'd be really cheap, as long as you bought a six-pack of 'em.
And, of course:
If Microsoft made toasters...
Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have to buy a
toaster. You wouldn't have to take the toaster, but you'd still
have to pay for it anyway. Toaster '95 would weigh 15000 pounds
(hence requiring a reinforced steel countertop), draw enough
electricity to power a small city, take up 95% of the space in your
kitchen, would claim to be the first toaster that lets you control
how light or dark you want your toast to be, and would secretly
interrogate your other appliances to find out who made them.
Everyone would hate Microsoft toasters, but nonetheless would buy
them since most of the good bread only works with their toasters.
"
http://www.netjeff.com/humor/item.cgi?file=ComputerToasters.txt
Re: All Your Gadet Are Belong To Us - Bimwad - 01-10-2013
Gotta love McNews.
With the internet and blogging, corporations (not just Samsung) can maintain minimal PR staffs and have others spread the word and embellish for free.
Dispense with the pesky thing called critical thinking, craft a piece to fit a narrow set of parameters, and your propaganda will be lapped up readily by the masses.
Re: All Your Gadet Are Belong To Us - GeneL - 01-12-2013
Lew Zealand wrote:
Be patient.
I am still waiting for gadet.
That's Godot, Godot!
"Waiting for Godot!"