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Microsoft developing a 'smart' bra - GGD - 12-04-2013



http://www.cnn.com/2013/12/04/tech/innovation/microsoft-smart-bra/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

What happens when it crashes?


Re: Microsoft developing a 'smart' bra - Lemon Drop - 12-04-2013

"A suburban Atlanta police officer is recovering from injuries sustained while attempting to arrest a 35 year old mom during a school PTA meeting. In order to maintain self-control and not eat any of the bake sale items, Mrs. Jones had plugged her Emotion-sensing warning bra into the school's electrical outlet. The police department is still trying to determine how much power the 38D model had stolen, charges are pending."


Re: Microsoft developing a 'smart' bra - cbelt3 - 12-04-2013

Confusedmiley-shocked003:


Re: Microsoft developing a 'smart' bra - Paul F. - 12-04-2013

Maybe it turns blue when it crashes? ;-)


Re: Microsoft developing a 'smart' bra - Kate - 12-04-2013

"First, we needed a form factor that would be comfortable when worn for long durations"

Obviously written by a man who had never worn a bra for long durations.

Kind of like mammograms. I still contend that if men had to put their balls in a mammogram machine, they'd figure out a better way pretty darn fast.

Kate


Re: Microsoft developing a 'smart' bra - GGD - 12-04-2013

Like many Microsoft products, it probably sucks.


Re: Microsoft developing a 'smart' bra - Paul F. - 12-04-2013

GGD wrote:
Like many Microsoft products, it probably sucks.

So it's a lactation aid? That's kinda cool...


Re: Microsoft developing a 'smart' bra - bazookaman - 12-04-2013

GGD wrote:
Like many Microsoft products, it probably sucks.

While getting ready for work every morning I catch a few minutes of the Today show. They always seem to have some reason to use this giant Microsoft branded TV thing. And it NEVER works correctly.


Re: Microsoft developing a 'smart' bra - NewtonMP2100 - 12-04-2013

does it motorboat automatically.......???


Re: Microsoft developing a 'smart' bra - $tevie - 12-04-2013

Kate wrote: I still contend that if men had to put their balls in a mammogram machine, they'd figure out a better way pretty darn fast.

(tu) :agree: (tu)