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Vintage SPAM - ka jowct - 01-12-2014
Assembled samples from the kind of SPAM I was receiving a few years ago:
Persuasion Refund: regarding last night
Read this before the monday open
Words are spelled about we offer lists,
Please do not come to the office today
Offices have been closed permanently
Typical House Worth are falling
Better Success, wiping rod
Better Life, well-fleeced;
Three young girls and Banga, Banga, the procurator
Is her boyfriend coping with the pain
We cure any disease!
Full of health? Then don't click!
Simmer the palladia, bedraggled forbear!
Wrestle seizure, assimilate spiritual,
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Virtual reality pasteurized, fundamentalist burrow,
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Re: Vintage SPAM - $tevie - 01-12-2014
And this concludes our study into the newest member of the New York School of poets.
Re: Vintage SPAM - PeterB - 01-12-2014
ka jowct wrote:
Simmer the palladia, bedraggled forbear!
KLAATU BARADA NIKTO!
Re: Vintage SPAM - digby - 01-12-2014
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.
Batty, his arms wide,
At the Tannhauser gate.
Re: Vintage SPAM - mrbigstuff - 01-12-2014
regurgitation volunteer
that is awesome.
Re: Vintage SPAM - btfc - 01-13-2014
"Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.
Batty, his arms wide,
At the Tannhauser gate."
Shaka, when the walls fell.
Re: Vintage SPAM - ka jowct - 01-13-2014
btfc wrote:
"Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.
Batty, his arms wide,
At the Tannhauser gate."
Shaka, when the walls fell.
The writers who came up with the dialog for that episode must have been early connoisseurs of SPAM.