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Topical joke for the Passover seder - SteveG - 04-14-2014
try this one at the seder:
"The Israelites would never have made it across the water if Chris Christie had been the Pharaoh."
Re: Topical joke for the Passover seder - Speedy - 04-14-2014
I like it!
Re: Topical joke for the Passover seder - cbelt3 - 04-14-2014
miley-laughing001:
Re: Topical joke for the Passover seder - Chakravartin - 04-14-2014
"The Israelites would never have made it across the water if Chris Christie had been Moses."
'Cause he's fat and out of shape and would have stopped for a Roman pizza before the halfway mark.
Re: Topical joke for the Passover seder - Speedy - 04-14-2014
Chakravartin wrote:
"The Israelites would never have made it across the water if Chris Christie had been Moses."
'Cause he's fat and out of shape and would have stopped for a Roman pizza before the halfway mark.
And he would have needed a traffic study.
Re: Topical joke for the Passover seder - Chakravartin - 04-14-2014
Speedy wrote:
[quote=Chakravartin]
"The Israelites would never have made it across the water if Chris Christie had been Moses."
'Cause he's fat and out of shape and would have stopped for a Roman pizza before the halfway mark.
And he would have needed a traffic study.
And a cheeseburger.
Re: Topical joke for the Passover seder - Spock - 04-14-2014
Chakravartin wrote:
"The Israelites would never have made it across the water if Chris Christie had been Moses."
'Cause he's fat and out of shape and would have stopped for a Roman pizza before the halfway mark.
No, if Chris Christie had been Moses he would have stopped up the Red Sea on own and the Israelites would have walked over him high and dry.
Re: Topical joke for the Passover seder - August West - 04-15-2014
Chakravartin wrote:
"The Israelites would never have made it across the water if Chris Christie had been Moses."
'Cause he's fat and out of shape and would have stopped for a Roman pizza before the halfway mark.
Extra points for the Roman pizza reference!