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Humor on Friday - Drew - 02-03-2017
Probably an old one, but made me chuckle.
A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale'. He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.You talk?' he asks.
'Yep,' the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married ,had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
'Ten dollars,' the guy says.
'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'
'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff!'
Re: Humor on Friday - srf1957 - 02-03-2017
Bob and Tom show .
Re: Humor on Friday - jdc - 02-03-2017
srf1957 wrote:
Bob and Tom show .
Who?
Re: Humor on Friday - OWC Jamie - 02-03-2017
jdc wrote:
[quote=srf1957]
Bob and Tom show .
Who? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bob_%26_Tom_Show
Re: Humor on Friday - TheTominator - 02-03-2017
I never met a dog that could talk, but I did have encounter with one that I was sure was doing Morse Code on my leg.
Re: Humor on Friday - Lux Interior - 02-03-2017
Reminds me of the "Hobbin & Knobbin" joke.
Re: Humor on Friday - cbelt3 - 02-03-2017
I'm reminded of my grandfather's favorite comedian and Cajun chef, Justin Wilson, and his story of the fellow selling a bird dog named Phideaux (Fido). They took the dog out in the pirogue boat, and along came a duck. Who was promptly shot. And Phideaux jumped out of the boat, and went running along the top of the water. Picked up the duck, ran back on top of the water, and jumped back in the boat.
The buyer was amazed.
"How much is that dog ?"
"$50"
"Only $50 ? Why ? "
"Damn dog never learned how to swim !"
Re: Humor on Friday - testcase - 02-03-2017
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Re: Humor on Friday - OWC Jamie - 02-03-2017
Re: Humor on Friday - pRICE cUBE - 02-03-2017
