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Friday Funnies - pRICE cUBE - 01-17-2020

What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.

Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends.

What is worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis!

What did the nose say to the finger? Quit picking on me!


Re: Friday Funnies - beagledave - 01-17-2020

A dog, a cat, a fart.


Re: Friday Funnies - pRICE cUBE - 01-17-2020




Re: Friday Funnies - pRICE cUBE - 01-17-2020

How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh?



Ten tickles.





Why is no one friends with Dracula?



Because he's a pain in the neck.





What did one toilet say to the other?


You look flushed.


Re: Friday Funnies - pRICE cUBE - 01-17-2020




Re: Friday Funnies - SteveG - 01-17-2020






Re: Friday Funnies - Rick-o - 01-17-2020




Re: Friday Funnies - Rick-o - 01-17-2020

I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9.

The odds were against me.


Re: Friday Funnies - voodoopenguin - 01-17-2020



Paul


Re: Friday Funnies - pRICE cUBE - 01-17-2020