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Former MLB pitcher Randy Johnson keeps bag of baseballs next to his bed so he can bean intruders - pRICE cUBE - 02-10-2021



Randy Johnson's Home defense https://www.sbnation.com/secret-base/22272533/randy-johnson-baseball-gun-ownership

His method of self-defense is keeping a bag of baseballs next to his bed so he can bean intruders. Johnson even recommends that any would-be home invaders wear batting helmets, which is a hilarious image.

Let's not let the other content in the story move this to the other side and appreciate this unique method of home defense.


Previous discussion about pepper gel that can shoot up to 25 feet as home defense https://forums.macresource.com/read.php?1,2568976,2568976#msg-2568976


Re: Former MLB pitcher Randy Johnson keeps bag of baseballs next to his bed so he can bean intruders - SteveG - 02-10-2021

will he sign it for you after the trial?


Re: Former MLB pitcher Randy Johnson keeps bag of baseballs next to his bed so he can bean intruders - mattkime - 02-10-2021

I like this guy


Re: Former MLB pitcher Randy Johnson keeps bag of baseballs next to his bed so he can bean intruders - mrbigstuff - 02-10-2021

I'd hate to be beaned by the Big Unit.


Re: Former MLB pitcher Randy Johnson keeps bag of baseballs next to his bed so he can bean intruders - Paul F. - 02-10-2021

First one is a baseball "warning shot"...
Second one, a steel ball bearing the same weight?

Even if he misses, and punches a hole in the drywall next to the intruder, it may make him reevaluate his choice of homes to invade...


Re: Former MLB pitcher Randy Johnson keeps bag of baseballs next to his bed so he can bean intruders - macphanatic - 02-10-2021

Could be very deadly if hit in the right or wrong spot.


Re: Former MLB pitcher Randy Johnson keeps bag of baseballs next to his bed so he can bean intruders - pRICE cUBE - 02-10-2021

macphanatic wrote:
Could be very deadly if hit in the right or wrong spot.




Re: Former MLB pitcher Randy Johnson keeps bag of baseballs next to his bed so he can bean intruders - M A V I C - 02-10-2021

mattkime wrote:
I like this guy

When he was traded away from Seattle, he took out a full page ad in the newspaper to thank all of the Seattle fans for their years of support.


Re: Former MLB pitcher Randy Johnson keeps bag of baseballs next to his bed so he can bean intruders - datbeme - 02-10-2021

No chance of John Kruk breaking in.




Re: Former MLB pitcher Randy Johnson keeps bag of baseballs next to his bed so he can bean intruders - pRICE cUBE - 02-10-2021

datbeme wrote:
No chance of John Kruk breaking in.



When you get fooled so badly that you pretend to be a helicopter.