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I love the smell of NAPALM in the morning!. . .man charged after passing gas toward cop. . . - NewtonMP2100 - 09-25-2008
. . .hmmm. . .
Man charged after allegedly passing gas toward cop
. . .As Patrolman T.E. Parsons prepared the machine, Cruz scooted his chair toward Parsons, lifted his leg and "passed gas loudly," the complaint said.
Cruz, according to complaint, then fanned the gas toward the officer.
"The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons," the complaint alleged.
He was also charged with driving under the influence, driving without headlights and two counts of obstruction.
Cruz acknowledged passing gas, but said he didn't move his chair toward the officer nor aim gas at the patrolman. He said he had an upset stomach at the time, but police denied his request to go to the bathroom when he first arrived at the station.
"I couldn't hold it no more," he said. . .
ODOR in the court. . .
Re: I love the smell of NAPALM in the morning!. . .man charged after passing gas toward cop. . . - graylocks - 09-25-2008
so was the charge assault with a deadly fart or excessive use of fart?
Re: I love the smell of NAPALM in the morning!. . .man charged after passing gas toward cop. . . - threeprong - 09-25-2008
it was a "no passing zone".
Re: I love the smell of NAPALM in the morning!. . .man charged after passing gas toward cop. . . - jardster - 09-25-2008
I fart in your general direction.
Re: I love the smell of NAPALM in the morning!. . .man charged after passing gas toward cop. . . - kap - 09-25-2008
:gears:
Re: I love the smell of NAPALM in the morning!. . .man charged after passing gas toward cop. . . - trisho. - 09-25-2008
I hate useless cop complaints.
Re: I love the smell of NAPALM in the morning!. . .man charged after passing gas toward cop. . . - graylocks - 09-25-2008
trisho. wrote:
I hate useless cop complaints.
:agree:you'd think aggravated flatulence would be the least of their concerns on any given day.
Re: I love the smell of NAPALM in the morning!. . .man charged after passing gas toward cop. . . - Marc Anthony - 09-25-2008
When you deny someone the inherent human right of using the bathroom, ye reaps the repercussions.
Re: I love the smell of NAPALM in the morning!. . .man charged after passing gas toward cop. . . - mrbigstuff - 09-25-2008
Marc Anthony wrote:
When you deny someone the inherent human right of using the bathroom, ye reaps the repercussions.
hee hee hee...!
i'm even tempted to use a smiley here - but i'll restrain myself (ppppphhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttt)
Re: I love the smell of NAPALM in the morning!. . .man charged after passing gas toward cop. . . - wurm - 09-25-2008
2 points to Newt for "Odor in the court". That was great.