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Top Ten Politically Correct Christmas Carols - miK. - 12-23-2008

Got a chuckle outta some of these...

Top Ten Politically Correct Christmas Carols

10. O Holiday Tree

9. Have Yourself a Merry Little Day of Winter

8. Frosty the Snowperson

7. Chestnuts roasting on a Safely Contained, Continuously Monitored, Eco-Friendly, Non-toxic Outdoor Fire (for which I do have a permit)

6. Higher Power Rest Ye Merry Gentlepersons

5. Grandma Allegedly Got Run Over By an Unidentified Non-Human Perpetrator

4. Deck the Halls with Boughs of Unendangered Foliage (If office policy permits)

3. Hark! The Herald Mythical Winged Creature Sings

2. I Saw Mommy Greeting Santa Claus with a Purely Platonic Expression of Inoffensive Mutual Affection

1. I'll Be Home for a Short Period of Time in December


Re: Top Ten Politically Correct Christmas Carols - lafinfil - 12-23-2008

Happy Festivus !


Re: Top Ten Politically Correct Christmas Carols - rgG - 12-23-2008

I like #7. Smile


Re: Top Ten Politically Correct Christmas Carols - DaviDC. - 12-23-2008

Politically Correct: the mistaken notion that a turd can be picked up by the clean end.


Re: Top Ten Politically Correct Christmas Carols - incognegro - 12-23-2008

DaviDC. wrote:
Politically Correct: the mistaken notion that a turd can be picked up by the clean end.

:eek2:


Re: Top Ten Politically Correct Christmas Carols - simonm - 12-23-2008

-->Two corrections required for these to be PC.

8) Frosty the Snowperchild

5) Grandma Allegedly Got Run Over By an Unidentified Non-Huperchild Perpetrator