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Male or Female? - MikeF - 02-10-2009
Well, which one is it?
Re: Male or Female? - olnacl - 02-10-2009
Old but good (on subject)
An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, Are you a real cowboy?
He replied, Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, baling hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.
She said, I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women.
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, Are you a real cowboy?
He replied, I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian.
Re: Male or Female? - Go To Top - 02-10-2009
Switcher.
Re: Male or Female? - dmann - 02-10-2009
I answered "female" but since I hang out on a tech forum and can install my own hard drive, should I have answered "female in touch with my masculine side?"
DM
Re: Male or Female? - papercup - 02-10-2009
Re: Male or Female? - jdc - 02-10-2009
Go To Top wrote:
Switcher.
im daft, what does that mean?
Re: Male or Female? - Doc - 02-10-2009
This should be a guessing game, not a poll.
Re: Male or Female? - papercup - 02-10-2009
Doc wrote:
This should be a guessing game, not a poll.
Or a Crying Game.
Re: Male or Female? - michaelb - 02-11-2009
I don't really believe in male or female. Gender is a social construct. It would probably be more descriptively accurate to say we have 5-7 genders of humans in the world.
Re: Male or Female? - The UnDoug - 02-11-2009
MacResource forum....I wish I could quit you.