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The Sunday AM poor taste joke. (maturely immature) - Jimmypoo - 04-23-2006
Anna had lost her husband almost 4 yrs ago.
Her daughter was constantly calling her & urging her to get back into the world.
Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately
replied, "Mom! I have someone for you to meet!"
Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for a couple
of weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in Wisconsin. (why there....?
because it is the, um... dairy state?)
:::and now, back to our joke:::
Their first night there, she undressed as he did. There she stood nude, except for a
pair of black lacy panties, while he was in his birthday suit.
Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black panties?"
She replied: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down
there, I am still in mourning."
He knew he was not getting lucky that night.
The following night was the same she stood there wearing the black panties, & he
was in his birthday suit--but now he was wearing a black condom.
She looked at him & asked: "What's with the black condom?"
He replied, "I want to offer my deepest condolences."
Re: The Sunday AM poor taste joke. (maturely immature) - Cap'n Rusty - 04-23-2006
ha
good one
Re: The Sunday AM poor taste joke. (maturely immature) - kahuna1342 - 04-23-2006
I liked that one! Good way to start the day.
Re: The Sunday AM poor taste joke. (maturely immature) - blooz - 04-23-2006
Sucked me right in. Just can't ignore the words "poor taste."
It's a failing, I know.
Not that jimmypoo helps.
Re: The Sunday AM poor taste joke. (maturely immature) - rgG - 04-23-2006
Blooz,
Perhaps we should just refer to it as "poo taste", no wait, perhaps that doesn't sound quite right.
Re: The Sunday AM poor taste joke. (maturely immature) - blooz - 04-23-2006
LOL, rgG!
Re: The Sunday AM poor taste joke. (maturely immature) - Paul F. - 04-23-2006
Great... now the term "poo taste" is going to follow me all day..
LOL...
Re: The Sunday AM poor taste joke. (maturely immature) - Jimmypoo - 04-23-2006
I could, you know, forever remind you of your familiarity with "poo taste," but I think I'll let this one slide.
NAH!