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Garrison Keillor: Where were the cops?
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Where were the cops?

It's just human nature that some calamities register in the brain and others don't. The train engineer texting at the throttle ("HOW R U? C U L8R") and missing the red light and 25 people die in the crash - oh God, that is way too real - everyone has had a moment of supreme stupidity that came close to killing somebody. Even atheists say a little prayer now and then: Dear God, I am an idiot, thank you for protecting my children.

On the other hand, the America's federal bailout of the financial market (yawn) is a calamity that people accept as if it were just one more hurricane. An air of crisis, the secretary of the Treasury striding down a hall at the Capitol with minions in his wake, solemn-faced congressmen at the microphones. Something must be done, harrumph harrumph.

The Current Occupant pops out of the cuckoo clock and reads a few lines off a piece of paper, pronouncing all the words correctly. And the newscaster looks into the camera and says, "Etaoin shrdlu qwertyuiop."

Poor Senator Larry Craig got a truckload of moral condemnation for tapping his wingtips in the men's john, but his party proposes to spend 5 percent of the GDP to buy up bad loans made by men who walk away with their fortunes intact while retirees see their 401(k) go pffffffff like a defunct air mattress, and it's business as usual.

John McCain is a lifelong deregulator and believer in letting brokers and bankers do as they please - remember Lincoln Savings and Loan and his intervention with federal regulators in behalf of his friend Charles Keating, who then went to prison? Remember Neil Bush, the brother of the C.O., who, as a director of Silverado S&L, bestowed enormous loans on his friends without telling fellow directors that the friends were friends and who, when the loans failed, paid a small fine and went skipping off to other things?

McCain now decries greed on Wall Street and suggests a commission be formed to look into the problem. This is like Casanova coming out for chastity.



http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/09/25/o...eillor.php
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#2
Wow. Excellent essay. Thanks for posting it.
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#3
Saw an interview with Keillor a few years ago, he admitted to having a secret longing to be a political pundit. I wonder if he is fulfilling his wish. It works like that sometimes. Charlies Grodin said he started floating the idea of him being a talk show host, and within a year or two, he had one. I like Keillor's humor. I wonder which political party he supports? lol
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#4
Keillor? Now there's a real dunce for ya. The mayor of Lake Woe-be-gone.
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#5
Ooooo, you hurt his feelings.
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#6
LOL, Gutenberg. I took a sociology class years ago and one of our assignments was to listen to Keillor every day. I grew to despise him.
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#7
A sociology class in which you listened to "A Prairie Home Companion" every day? Wow, I wonder how the prof got that syllabus past the dean.
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#8
Are community colleges required to offer any sort of recognizable curricula beyond Photoshop 3 or ESL?
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