How come I always sleep in when new secret Apple gear is unveiled?

[pRON aHOLIC]

Is Tuesday the new Tuesday?

How much would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Tastes great or less filling?

Why must the Leader punish me with a lower stock price?

[bangman]

Perhaps your name is proof enough.

[Zoidberg]

Wall Street hates innovation.

[Filliam H. Muffman]

pRON aHOLIC Wrote:
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> How much would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck
> could chuck wood?
>

Are you talking about a G5 based woodchuck or a Core Duo model?

[Racer X]

OK, now you are pissing me off. First you are single and whining. Now that you are married, and have a reason to be tired and sleeping in, you whine.

You whine more than a cooling fan in a P IV tower.

[pRON aHOLIC]

Racer X Wrote:
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> OK, now you are pissing me off. First you are
> single and whining. Now that you are married, and
> have a reason to be tired and sleeping in, you
> whine.
>
> You whine more than a cooling fan in a P IV tower.


Because I work the night shift ;-)