OT: There is an Exotic Dancer in my 13 year old son's bed

[Buzz]

One of my doctors had a couple of rebellious daughters that would bring home ever increasingly unsavory characters as their dates... Rather than get upset at the tattoos and piercings, and gawd knows what else, the affable doc would throw his arms around the "date" and exclaim, "Welcome to the family son!..., we're looking forward to becoming grandparents..." The doc says he never had to discuss the daughters' choices w/ them, because he always (over) encouraged the situation publicly, despite what his real feelings were. The daughters both grew up to be very successful, and eventually married fine, upstanding gentlemen.

There has to be a certain amount of trust in the choices our kid's make.
Hopefully son cbelt3 can learn and benefit from his sister's circle of friends, even if this isn't the appropriate (lucky?) opportunity.

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[DaviDC.]

I think you're blessed. Imagine how boring life would be if your kids only associated with "normal" people.

[Will Collier]

"Thank you, God!"



(I can't believe nobody has referenced that scene yet...)

[Lux Interior]

Will Collier wrote:
"Thank you, God!"

(I can't believe nobody has referenced that scene yet...)

Good work! First thing I thought of after reading that headline

[DaviDC.]

I don't think I had ever laughed that hard in a movie theater (at least not since watching Young Frankenstein).

[Speedy]

+1

testcase wrote:
This post is useless without.......








PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RAMd®d]

There is nothing new about using the phrase "exotic dancer" for stripper. It's a pretty old term.

And why do you get your panties in a bunch because somebody might prefer being called that over "stripper". Really.

[Rolando]

Chris Rock:

You know 'the stripper myth.' The stripper myth is: 'I'm stripping to pay my tuition.' No you're not! There's no strippers in college! There's no clear heels in biology! Shit, I didn't know they had a college that only took one-dollar bills. If they've got so many strippers in college, how come I never got a smart lap dance? I never got a girl that sat on my lap and said 'if I was you, I would diversify my portfolio. You know, ever since the end of the Cold War, I find NATO obsolete.' I haven't met her yet. If I do, she's gonna get a big tip.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmGcS-1PcKw&feature=player_embedded

[Carm]

Rolando wrote:
Chris Rock:

You know 'the stripper myth.' The stripper myth is: 'I'm stripping to pay my tuition.' No you're not! There's no strippers in college! There's no clear heels in biology! Shit, I didn't know they had a college that only took one-dollar bills. If they've got so many strippers in college, how come I never got a smart lap dance? I never got a girl that sat on my lap and said 'if I was you, I would diversify my portfolio. You know, ever since the end of the Cold War, I find NATO obsolete.' I haven't met her yet. If I do, she's gonna get a big tip.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmGcS-1PcKw&feature=player_embedded

I love that Chris Rock HBO Special "Never Scared".

"That tiger didnt go crazy, that tiger went tiger" Reference to Siegfried and Roy incident.

Joe

[haikuman]

cbelt ..you are getting some bad advice *(:>* :devil: You will need to wash those sheets in bleach and Quell 10 times and then take them to the Airport for irradiation *(:>*

Lastly your son will neeeeeed to remember these very important words...
""" I did not have relations with that woman"""

I advise you as your Attorney, The Semi Honorable Raul Duke
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