Driver crashes into San Jose Walmart, attacks customers

[btfc]

http://www.sfgate.com/crime/article/Driv...z2P9ctl5c1

Ban blunt objects now!

[Black]

btfc wrote:
http://www.sfgate.com/crime/article/Driv...z2P9ctl5c1

Ban blunt objects now!

Ban cars too.

[(vikm)]

That was really stupid of him. All he had to do was shuffle on back to the back of the store and pick up one of the easy to acquire in-house guns. They're far more effective at killing people inside of a store.

[Ca Bob]

Was the OP text supposed to be a Poe?*

* Defined as satire so outrageous that it is hard to tell if it was meant seriously or as a joke

[Black]

Ca Bob wrote:
Was the OP text supposed to be a Poe?*

* Defined as satire so outrageous that it is hard to tell if it was meant seriously or as a joke

The OP is trying to make the point that nobody was killed in this story because the driver wasn't packing. Great to have another voice against gun proliferation.

[Ca Bob]

Black wrote:
[quote=Ca Bob]
Was the OP text supposed to be a Poe?*

* Defined as satire so outrageous that it is hard to tell if it was meant seriously or as a joke

The OP is trying to make the point that nobody was killed in this story because the driver wasn't packing. Great to have another voice against gun proliferation.
I think you're Poe'ing a Poe.
Historical note: I believe that this is the first time I've done the nested quotes reply function. I usually find them tedious to read, but a Poe-Squared is rare enough in the internet universe to merit notice.