Someone please translate this Houston craigslist ad

[pinkoos]

Man, do I feel old! And I thought the Dungeons and Dragons I used to play 25 years ago was complicated!

http://houston.craigslist.org/sys/436746238.html

"70 undead priest, 4/5 season1 1/5 merciless,
kara epics, very good blues
attuned to all heroics
epic flying mount, one of every pre-bc ground mount.
good to go in SSC/TK

and

70 orc hunter
good blues, and epic belt.
attuned to all heroics but thrallmar
normal flying mount, epic ground mount.
good to raid karazhan/gruul

upon payment of this account, i will supply username, password, and answer to secret question.

email for armory, i will respond."

[C(-)ris]

Someone is selling their WOW account.

[AAA]

I translate that as "Sad".

[ztirffritz]

It looks like characters from WoW (World of Warcraft). Online gaming has developed into its own economy. There are buildings full of gamers in India that play WoW for 8-12 h/day and then sell their loot for real money on eBay.

[Chupa Chupa]

That roughly translates to "I have a girlfriend...a real live girlfriend. I have a girlfriend!!!! ME. But I need some date money or I won't have a girlfriend for long.

[lafinfil]

LOL Chupa !

: -D