there's good news and there's bad news

[lazydays]

The good news is I can now rob a bank without leaving my finger prints behind. The bad news is I lost them after grasping the handle of my bbq after a grease fire. Me and ice are like best friends today.

[Chakravartin]

Mine came back after a few months... with some neat scars to distinguish them from the prints of my evil twin.

[Ken Sp.]

You might be able to do ink stain stamps "Weber" logo with your hand.

I sense a Marketing possibility.

Aloe may also help--Good luck!!

[Acer]

[Racer X]

I burned my prints off a week before I had to renew my concealed carry permit. Took some explaining, and a call to the sheriff, who is a friend, to get it figured out.

[ztirffritz]

You're too nice to rob a bank. You'd hold the door for the guard and bring coffee for the cops.

[Jack D.]

I was adjusting something on one of those big overhead gas heaters like this one:


I lost my balance and started to fall off the ladder so I grabbed the heater from the bottom with both hands to save myself from the fall. Problem was, it was heating at the time and this one had exposed sheet metal covering the heating element. I burned all the fingers except my thumbs and it hurt like hell for days. Huge blisters developed on every finger and I looked like one of those frogs with the big suckers on his appendages.

Prints eventually came back after everything healed and I retained my license to do more unsafe stupid tricks.

[Jimmypoo]

See!!!??? If that had been a quartz infrared heater instead, you could have literally made your fingers
"Finger Lickin' Good" and cooked them - and gotten a taste of "To Serve Man" all by yourself!

Plus - you'd now be print-free if you just ate the front parts of your fingers that touched the tube!

[freeradical]

It's also a bad idea to try and catch a falling knife.