How Many Shots?

[bik]

Living with a tailgater.

[Blankity Blank]

Are you sure this isn't one of those vicious circles where her driving sucks because she has to have a few shots herself because she knows she's going to be getting in the car with an annoying noodge who's going to be kvetching about her driving the entire time because he can't keep his yap shut because he's all liquored up because he's going to be riding with his wife whose driving sucks because she has to have a few shots herself because she knows she's going to be getting in the car with an annoying noodge who's going to be kvetching about her driving the entire time because he can't keep his yap shut because he's all liquored up because he's going to be riding with his wife who... :biggrin:

[haikuman]

Blankity Blank wrote:
Are you sure this isn't one of those vicious circles where her driving sucks because she has to have a few shots herself because she knows she's going to be getting in the car with an annoying noodge who's going to be kvetching about her driving the entire time because he can't keep his yap shut because he's all liquored up because he's going to be riding with his wife whose driving sucks because she has to have a few shots herself because she knows she's going to be getting in the car with an annoying noodge who's going to be kvetching about her driving the entire time because he can't keep his yap shut because he's all liquored up because he's going to be riding with his wife who... :biggrin:

Who's on 1st ....?

[haikuman]

Mose Allison


Lyrics to Parchman Farm :
Well I'm sittin' over here on Parchman Farm
Well I'm sittin' over here on Parchman Farm
Well I'm sittin' over here on Parchman Farm
And I ain't never done no man no harm

Well I'm puttin' that cotton in an eleven foot sack
Well I'm puttin' that cotton in an eleven foot sack
Well I'm puttin' that cotton in an eleven foot sack
With a twelve guage shotgun at my back

I'm sittin' over here on Number Nine
I'm sittin' over here on Number Nine
Well I'm sittin' over here on Number Nine
And all I did was drink my wine

Well I'm gonna be here for the rest of my life
I'm gonna be on this farm for my natural life
Well I'm a gonna be here for the rest of my life
And all I did was shoot my wife

I'm sittin' over here on Parchman Farm

http://www.jango.com/music/Mose+Allison?l=0

[kap]

My Wife is a very considerate driver due to her proper training at a driving school, which her mother insisted on paying tho' they could barely afford food on the table at the time. Having said that, her consideration at times drives me nut!