Ahh, The Onion - nobody does it it better!

[graylocks]

The Onion takes a He Who Shall Not Be Named approach to reporting the festivities:

Best They Could Get Accepts Republican Nomination

TAMPA, FL—Addressing thousands of faithful GOP supporters at the Republican National Convention Thursday evening, the best they could get right now formally accepted the party’s nomination for the presidency of the United States.

“It is a great honor to stand before you all today and accept your nomination for president,” the only real viable alternative they had, given the options, told the assembled GOP delegates at the Tampa Bay Times Forum. “Together, we will take America in a new direction. Together, we will win the White House.”

[Avenger]

And where is the funny part?

[BCam]

Your predicable answer.
Thanks!

[Lemon Drop]

graylocks wrote:
The Onion takes a He Who Shall Not Be Named approach to reporting the festivities:

Best They Could Get Accepts Republican Nomination

TAMPA, FL—Addressing thousands of faithful GOP supporters at the Republican National Convention Thursday evening, the best they could get right now formally accepted the party’s nomination for the presidency of the United States.

“It is a great honor to stand before you all today and accept your nomination for president,” the only real viable alternative they had, given the options, told the assembled GOP delegates at the Tampa Bay Times Forum. “Together, we will take America in a new direction. Together, we will win the White House.”

Yep.

[Avenger]

BCam wrote:
Your predicable answer.

What was the question?

[$tevie]

graylocks wrote:
The Onion takes a He Who Shall Not Be Named approach to reporting the festivities:

Best They Could Get Accepts Republican Nomination

TAMPA, FL—Addressing thousands of faithful GOP supporters at the Republican National Convention Thursday evening, the best they could get right now formally accepted the party’s nomination for the presidency of the United States.

“It is a great honor to stand before you all today and accept your nomination for president,” the only real viable alternative they had, given the options, told the assembled GOP delegates at the Tampa Bay Times Forum. “Together, we will take America in a new direction. Together, we will win the White House.”

Very good! (tu)

[Black]

You have given me a solemn responsibility, one that I do not take lightly,” said the honest to God strongest game plan the Republicans could come up with after four whole years of trying.
(tu)

[Pops]

Together, we will win the White House.

"Because, after all, we built it."