Now you can get that "Big Dick" you've always wanted!

[ztirffritz]

Still available for only $120, in a full-auto configuration. Slightly different form factor since then.




Uzi submachine gun
Uses 12-gram CO2 cartridges
Semi-auto or full-auto versions are available
Blowback
25rd BB magazine (.177 caliber)
Realistic recoil
71-yd range
Folding shoulder stock
Open sights

You'll also need a pallet of these:

[Lew Zealand]

Where's the bright orange thingy on the front that lets law enforcement not have an excuse to shoot you?

[Acer]

Click here to see a Big Dick in action:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hwktWdqmps

(I dare ya.)

[ztirffritz]

Lew Zealand wrote:
Where's the bright orange thingy on the front that lets law enforcement not have an excuse to shoot you?

That would be for toy guns. This isn't a toy. If you aimed this at a cop, your sudden ventilation would be completely justifiable.

[ztirffritz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hwktWdqmps

[p8712]

I stand corrected!

[NewtonMP2100]

....you said a mouth full......

[davester]

You will need one of these to make adjustments: