Melania was all smiles NOT

[samintx]

I thought at she would have some compassion as a female but I saw no smiles or anything but standing around in super tight fitting white jeans.

[bfd]

She's gained a few awkward lbs since her Dotard, Donald was elected. We probably wouldn't notice anything if she didn't try so vainly to pour herself into some of those costumes she shows up with.

[NewtonMP2100]

.......her...Misery......is catching up with her.....when you live with a dotard every year gets worse and worse.....it is worse than a prison.....it is a fashion prison for her.....

[samintx]

Unfortunately I will be in cyber space when the movies, books, and history are written about this charade so be sure and save it all to a cloud so I can enjoy it all and tell my believer friends "I told you so"

[$tevie]

She's on an island that was devastated by a hurricane. Should she be smiling?

[hal]

If she was smiling, you'd KNOW that huffpo & co would be all over it.

[samintx]

$tevie wrote:
She's on an island that was devastated by a hurricane. Should she be smiling?

Yes, a pleasant, involved, compassionate smile. She stands like a stick model.

[Filliam H. Muffman]

'25 Things You Don’t Know About Melania Trump'

Here is Maher’s entire made-up list for the FLOTUS:

1. In Slovenia, I was a catalog model, which is what you call a model you order out of the catalog.

2. I’m the only First Lady to ever wear sunglasses to a hurricane.

3. I can crush walnuts with my cheekbones.

4. I have no first language.

5. I spent two years in a vault at Deutsche Bank when Donald defaulted on a loan.

6. In order to speed things up, I let him call me Ivanka.

7. I hope I inspire little girls everywhere to marry for money.

8. As a model, I threw up after meals. Now I just throw up after sex.

9. The first thing that attracted me to Donald was the bulge in his pants. His wallet.

10. I once played Scrabble against Eric and the final score was 3 to 2.

11. Every time I look at my husband I’m reminded of the Slovenian national dish, a fat greasy sausage filled with cheese.

12. Every year I send a thank-you note to the family of the man who invented golf.

13. The biggest thing I miss about New York is being hundreds of miles away from my husband.

14. I once caught Mike Pence trying on my stilettos.

15. I feel I share a bond with the thousands of American women who have also slapped Donald’s hand away.

16. I don’t mind visiting poor people, but poor and wet people is a bit much.

17. My Secret Service code name is “That Poor, Poor Woman.”

18. I copied this list from Michelle Obama.

19. Growing up in Slovenia, I had a pet cat named “Delicious.”

20. I’ve always been attracted to rich, powerful, older men who eat Kentucky Fried Chicken that might bring on an early death.

21. Sometimes when I bounce light off my diamond, Donald’s hair will chase it like a cat.

22. Closing your eyes and picturing Ryan Gosling works better than you’d think.

23. I wish I knew why I was having a recurring dream I’m pinned beneath a giant orange sack of s—.

24. Economically, I Hope Every Last Person can Make Enough money.

25. If I could tell my younger self just one thing it would be this: if you catch a leprechaun and he gives you a wish, be more specific.

[samintx]

Amazing list. Deserves another read.

[$tevie]

I'll be damned if that mouth doesn't look photoshopped onto that face. It's not in the right place on her face. Also her upper lip isn't that big.