A stroll through my Spam folder

[ka jowct]

Dear Friend.

Good day and God bless you. I feel quite safe and satisfy dealing with you in this charity project. My name is Mrs.Virginia Dumitru a merchant in Romania. I have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer. It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live, According to medical experts.

I have decided to give aims to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in the U.A.E, Algeria and Malaysia. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore.

The last of my money which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of TWELVE MILLION DOLLARS $12,000,000, That I have with a finance/Security Company abroad. I will want you to help me collect this deposit and dispatched it to charity organizations.

I have set aside 25% for you and for your time if you want to help me to collect this Funds and also invest this money.

N.B-PLEASE I WILL ADVICE YOU TO CONTACT THE ATTORNEY IN NETHERLANDS IMMEDIATELY, HE DOES EVERYTHING ON MY BEHALF AND HE'S VERY UNDERSTANDING AND I BELIEVE HE WILL LEAD YOU TO YOUR SUCCESS IN JESUS NAME AMEN.

Name: Barrister Peter P. Shyster

Email: peterpshyster@gmail.com

Remain blessed in the name of the Lord.

Yours in Christ,

Mrs. Virginia Dumitru

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Good day Dear, I find it pleasurable to offer you my partnership in business. I only pray at this time that your address is still valid. I want to solicit your attention to receive money on my behalf. I am CAPT Denny Walker, an officer in the USA Army and also a Baylor Graduate presently serving in the Military with the 82nd Air Borne Division Peace keeping force.

I really need your help in assisting me with the safe keeping of Two Military Trunk Boxes. I hope you can be trusted? Kindly view for your records: http://news.bbc.co.uk.youarenutsifyouclickonthiscrap. If you can be trusted, I will explain further when i get a response from you for further clarification. Nevertheless, reconfirm the following: Your full name, Your Home Address, Telephone Number and Please ensure to reply via my private e-mail: ibelieveyouarestupid@gmail.com

Thanks for your cooperation, God bless you and America !!

Yours Truly,
CAPT Denny Walker

[jimmy d]

"It has defiled all forms of medical treatment,"

Wow. That is one nasty cancer.

[ka jowct]

jimmy d wrote:
"It has defiled all forms of medical treatment,"

Wow. That is one nasty cancer.

Indeed. I pity her doctors.

[MindMeld]

Great name for a "Barrister."

[mikebw]

MindMeld wrote:
Great name for a "Barrister."

To say nothing of "Shyster"!

[Filliam H. Muffman]

I won't deal with anybody with a title of less than a Prince.

[OWC Jamie]

geesh, strolling thru trash is like picking at scabs, constantly sticking your finger up your nose (no matter how good this for you no matter what science says) or pulling on hemorrhoids .

Find some better entertainments already. LOL.

[TLB]

FWIW. Back in the day, CPT was an Army Captain, Capt was an AF Captain (both 0-3) and CAPT was a Navy Captain (0-6).