Friday Funnies

[lost in space]

Two guys go into a pub. There is a swing band playing the old song "Yes, we have no bananas".

Guy 1: I love this song!

Guy 2: Yes. I think it's written by Mozart.

Guy 1: Of course it's not. They didn't make swing music in Mozart's time.

Guy 2: Yes they did!

Guy 1: You're stupid! They didn't even have bananas back then.

Guy 2: I know, that's the name of the song!

[pRICE cUBE]

[Todd's keyboard]

How did I become a timpanist? Before I could sign up for guitar lessons, a drummer snared me. Ever since, there have been repercussions.

Todd's kickboard

[Rick-o]

[hal]

reminds me of this forum sometimes :-)

Rick-o wrote:

[Buzz]

hal wrote:
reminds me of this forum sometimes :-)

[quote=Rick-o]

If the flue shits; wear it.
==

[anonymouse1]

The Oxford English Dictionary compares “boo” to the Latin boare and the Greek boaein, “to cry aloud, roar, shout.”

So when a ghost says “boo,” then, in a certain historical sense, it's saying “I'm yelling,” which is super adorable.