"Love Is Like Candy On a Shelf" ...

[decocritter]

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[JoeM]

As corny as it may be, dude had the juice.

[decocritter]

You just can't help singing along to his songs.

[BigGuynRusty]

JoeM Wrote:
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> As corny as it may be, dude had the juice.
>
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> JoeM

HAD?!?
Dude has still got it.
He actually put Cassandra Peterson in the hospital, his tab was too big for her slot.
He was rude about the incident, just dropped her off in front of the ER, and took off.

BGnR

[Jimmypoo]

What guy are we talking about? TJ?

[BigGuynRusty]

Jimmypoo Wrote:
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> What guy are we talking about? TJ?

Tom Jones of course.
A snippet.:
"I ended up with a little tearing, a little bleeding and going to the hospital. I had to get stitches."
The Incident.:
http://news.softpedia.com/news/Elvira-We...7057.shtml

BGnR

[brofoski]

Tom Jones banging a virgin? That's like King Kong banging Danger Mouse!

[BigGuynRusty]

brofoski Wrote:
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> Tom Jones banging a virgin? That's like King Kong
> banging Danger Mouse!


Damn right!
You'd have to wrap duck tape around Danger Mouse to keep him from exploding!

BGnR

[brofoski]

That's right ladies, always use protection with Tom Jones---duct tape.

[Jimmypoo]

Well.... another documented case on how best to achieve fame.

For the record... I'm not bending over for ANYONE with less than a $1Billion!!!