SPAM stock "tip" has a certain charm

[ka jowct]

The usual collection of sentences from many sources. Some of the juxtapositions are fun:

The plume likely formed when sulfurous gases released by the volcano crystallized in the frigid vacuum of space, Cheng explained. The only thing that has remained constant is the desire to be fulfilled.

[blooz]

Didn't William Burroughs use to write by joining random pieces of text together?

[ka jowct]

Also David Bowie.

[Zoidberg]

moon pie french fry dear
you are like junk food baby --
but good for my heart

http://www.google.com/search?ie=utf8&oe=utf8&q=nonsense+haiku