CONFESSION is good for the soul?!....o.k. so if you want to know the real reason for all the bad puns, then......

[NewtonMP2100]

......click on my name......







......look at my post count.......







......and EAT......my.......dust......!!!!!!




[in case you didn't get it......just kidding.]

[Paul F.]

But if no one reads 12,000 of them, is it really an accomplishment?

Congrats though!

[Joseph C.]

If we get you to respond to this post, are we in for another 9,999 puns?

[NewtonMP2100]

.....would that be a PUNishment.....????

[particleman]

I enjoy (most of the) puns. You need a twitter feed.

Illegetimi non carborumdum

[N-OS X-tasy!]

NewtonMP2100 wrote:
.....would that be a PUNishment.....????

See? You can do good puns!

Now, stop capitalizing the pun - trust your audience to get the humor. If they can't get it without help, it is wasted on them anyways.

[kj]

Honestly, you are incredible Newton. I envision you having a large lump on your head where the pun-generating part of your brain is located. Don't change a thing :-) kj.

[Chakravartin]

> look at my post count.......

Combine my various screennames since this place began and I've got more.

Do I win a prize?

[Carm]

Only if you think it makes you whole.

[Paul F.]

kj wrote:
Honestly, you are incredible Newton. I envision you having a large lump on your head where the pun-generating part of your brain is located. Don't change a thing :-) kj.

In my mental picture, it's a tumor...