What Is Your Current Handshaking Policy?

[SteveG]

maybe sometime in 2025 if we get lucky

[NewtonMP2100]

.....like to.....Shake......Rattle.....and Roll......

[testcase]

Well, if you stop posting here, at least we'll have a clue as to what happened to you.......


For myself, I can't remember the last time I shook hands.

[kj]

For now, could change, but I'm pretty much back to pre-covid. I did get in the habit of fist-bumps though, and that has somewhat persisted, at least with people who wouldn't think you're goofy.

[August West]

Reasonable criteria:

Do I f'in know you?

[cbelt3]

I’m back to it. But still use hand sanitizer.

[Numo]

I think holding your hand over your heart with eye contact is a nice way to say either hello or thank you.

[NewtonMP2100]

.....what about bumping loins......???

[ArtP]

I am still a fan of the fist bump - used it today with a company rep that came to my job that I hadn't seen in 2 or 3 years.

Funny thing is an old friend of mine who has a rather crude personality and NEVER likes to shake hands (always a fist bump if anything in the 20 years I have known him).

I remember the first time I pondered why?

He said... "Think about the hand you wipe your ass with"

"Now think about the hand you jack off with"

Nuff said?

[Michael]

ArtP wrote:
I am still a fan of the fist bump - used it today with a company rep that came to my job that I hadn't seen in 2 or 3 years.

Funny thing is an old friend of mine who has a rather crude personality and NEVER likes to shake hands (always a fist bump if anything in the 20 years I have known him).

I remember the first time I pondered why?

He said... "Think about the hand you wipe your ass with"

"Now think about the hand you jack off with"

Nuff said?

That does reflect a somewhat crude personality. But, he's right on both counts!