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tahoedrew Wrote:
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> are they as good as "The Black & White
> cookie?"
Those cookies make my New York Jew-boy soul sing.
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My GF, now my wife, worked the closing shift at the Mrs Fields next to her college. I ate so many free cookies I could poop a chocolate chip on command.
I can understand your pain, and i counter with, "Would it be a good idea to turn down free baked goods from the girl you want to continue to get it on with?
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Mine is eviler. And I don't dare say why.
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Seinfeld on the Black & White Cookie:
"I think I got David Duke and Farrakhan down there." (Jerry Seinfeld, "The Dinner Party")
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If you're a long way from home,
Can't sleep at night.
Grab your telephone,
Something just ain't right.
That's evil,
Evil is goin on wrong.
I am warnin ya brother,
You better watch your happy home.
Well, long way from home and,
Can't sleep at all.
You know another mule,
Is kickin in your stall.
That's evil,
Evil is goin on wrong.
I am warnin ya brother,
You better watch your happy home.
You better catch him,
Cause somethin wrong,
In your home.
Well, if ya call her on the telephone,
And she answers aweful slow,
Grab the first train smokin,
If you have to hobo.
That's evil,
Evil is goin on wrong.
I am warnin ya brother,
You better watch your happy home.
If you make it to your house,
Knock on the front door,
Run around to the back,
You'll catch him just before he go.
That's evil,
Evil is goin on.
I am warnin ya brother,
You better watch your happy home.
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Oh come on, you can tell us, this is a family forum after all- oh wait. nevermind.
Speedy Wrote:
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> Mine is eviler. And I don't dare say why.
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Speedy Wrote:
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> Mine is eviler. And I don't dare say why.
She uses bad grammar?