03-17-2010, 03:37 PM
After the first day of a world brewing convention in the states, the CEO's of various
brewing organisations retire to the bar.
Bruce, the CEO of Fosters, shouts to the barman: "In 'Straiyla, we make
the best beer in the world, so pour me a Fosters mate.
Bob, CEO of Budweiser calls out next: "In the States we brew the finest beer
known to mankind and I make the king of them all. Gimme a Bud".
Hans steps up next: "In Germany we invented das beer. Give me ein Becks,
der real King of beers."
Paddy, CEO of Guinness steps forward: "Barman give me a diet coke with
ice and lemon please."
The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written over their faces.
Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a Guinness Pat?"
To which Paddy replies "Well, if you pussies aren't drinking, then neither am I".
brewing organisations retire to the bar.
Bruce, the CEO of Fosters, shouts to the barman: "In 'Straiyla, we make
the best beer in the world, so pour me a Fosters mate.
Bob, CEO of Budweiser calls out next: "In the States we brew the finest beer
known to mankind and I make the king of them all. Gimme a Bud".
Hans steps up next: "In Germany we invented das beer. Give me ein Becks,
der real King of beers."
Paddy, CEO of Guinness steps forward: "Barman give me a diet coke with
ice and lemon please."
The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written over their faces.
Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a Guinness Pat?"
To which Paddy replies "Well, if you pussies aren't drinking, then neither am I".