Who smiles for their mug shot?

[Paul F.]

Depends on what I'm being booked for..

Say, being found at 2am in a womens college dormitory, wearing socks and carrying a mostly empty box of condoms?

They'd need to stick my arm in a wood chipper to wipe the smile off my face.



But generally, yeah.. it's kinda dumb to be smiling for a booking photo.