Texting codes for seniors

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Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts, these are the codes for you....

ATD - At The Doctor's

BFF - Best Friend Fell

BTW - Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM - Covered By Medicare

CUATSC - See You At The Senior Center

FWB - Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

FYI - Found Your Insulin

GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA - Got Heartburn Again

HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL - Living On Lipitor

LWO - Lawrence Welk's On

OMMR - On My Massage Recliner

OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

ROFL...CGU - Rolling On The Floor Laughing...
And, Can't Get Up

SGGP - Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL - Talk To You Louder

WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?

WTP - Where's The Prunes?

WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil

LMGA - Lost My Glasses Again

GLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In