So, if there's just one person in the house and a 20 year old toilet works fine…

[gabester]

olnacl wrote:
top and gaze down into the tank, see that bright yellow flapper thing and exclaim (something or other)

If (something or other) is equivalent to "Holy (rhymes with ship)!")

:-)

Sorry, I couldn't resist flushing another pun down the bowl!
g=