10-31-2011, 01:51 PM
The guy isn't even sure of his middle name! Does it stat with a J or a B?
Thing is... they DID find $600,000,000 on a palette and used a fork-lift to move it. All $100 bills.
And several guys were nailed for stuffing their BDUs with cash before turning over the palette. They mailed
some big packages home, I suppose. It doesn't take a genius to watch the guy's family accounts to see if
deposits or purchases are being made.
I would have left it alone for a long long time... maybe bought a lot of gold (how much can you stuff in those
pockets - and still have room for clips, etc.?) and the rest? Cash only purchases. Only the finest of sex
with porn stars and Peruvian flake from the local Peruvian corn flakes seller (see your Yellow Pages®).
Also Peruvian masa and guinea pig filets. Anything to make Charlie Sheen envious.
Thing is... they DID find $600,000,000 on a palette and used a fork-lift to move it. All $100 bills.
And several guys were nailed for stuffing their BDUs with cash before turning over the palette. They mailed
some big packages home, I suppose. It doesn't take a genius to watch the guy's family accounts to see if
deposits or purchases are being made.
I would have left it alone for a long long time... maybe bought a lot of gold (how much can you stuff in those
pockets - and still have room for clips, etc.?) and the rest? Cash only purchases. Only the finest of sex
with porn stars and Peruvian flake from the local Peruvian corn flakes seller (see your Yellow Pages®).
Also Peruvian masa and guinea pig filets. Anything to make Charlie Sheen envious.