12-02-2011, 01:34 AM
mrbigstuff wrote:
I'd like to just state my ethical superiority right here and in front of the whole MRF community by saying that if it were ME, I would return the card and on the way home from doing so, I'd give out 100 balloons to needy children, visit the local homeless shelter, but not before rescuing puppies about to be put down and before staying up all night at the leper colony bandaging wounds. But, again, that is just what I would do; you may be different.
See, if it were me I would steal the puppies from the children and use them to beat the lepers about the head before tying them to the balloons and launching them into the stratosphere.
But that's just me.
