03-30-2012, 07:28 PM
If I won the big one… all by my lonesome self, and collected 40% on the cash option (after taxes…? $250,000,000 ? ) -
and I’d get to say I was unemployed, just like Mitt Romney, and just as poor too!
But HE would have an elevator in his house for his car. I’d just have a heliport on the roof instead, and not use a car.
I’d start my own organization called “MoveLikeYou’reNotDead.Org” — similar to MoveOn (in name only), except with an
entirely different agenda - to help married men.
I’d also hire a few guys that have been through the famous Dale Carnegie course on “How To Break Bones and Influence People.”
Wait… maybe that was hockey player Dale Hunter I’m thinking of. I like a guy who has 2 different definitions of “SlapShot."
and I’d get to say I was unemployed, just like Mitt Romney, and just as poor too!
But HE would have an elevator in his house for his car. I’d just have a heliport on the roof instead, and not use a car.
I’d start my own organization called “MoveLikeYou’reNotDead.Org” — similar to MoveOn (in name only), except with an
entirely different agenda - to help married men.
I’d also hire a few guys that have been through the famous Dale Carnegie course on “How To Break Bones and Influence People.”
Wait… maybe that was hockey player Dale Hunter I’m thinking of. I like a guy who has 2 different definitions of “SlapShot."