CONFESSION is good for the soul?!....o.k. so if you want to know the real reason for all the bad puns, then......

[N-OS X-tasy!]

NewtonMP2100 wrote:
.....would that be a PUNishment.....????

See? You can do good puns!

Now, stop capitalizing the pun - trust your audience to get the humor. If they can't get it without help, it is wasted on them anyways.