America's Vanishing Bowling Alleys

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I used to bowl a lot with a bunch of friends about once a week; problem was that we just wanted to go bowl, and almost every alley in the area was league-only at night, so we eventually gave up on it. I don't fault the bowling alley; that was their bread & butter, but it was frustrating. And, no, we didn't want to form a league.