[morbid] Bodies lost in water.....

[Paul F.]

Depends on how well you weighted the body...


More seriously;
I don't know anything about lake Michigan currents, but bodies turn up here (Northern California) on shore from time to time after being "missing persons" for weeks, occasionally a bit longer.
Just this morning, a deceased person was found two miles off shore - I think the news story said he was last seen " a couple weeks ago".