Bacons

[Jack D.]

Speedy wrote:
You may want to consider getting a new wife.

Yup, tell her to pack up her tofu and sprouts and move along. In my experience the smell of bacon is the vegetarian version of Kryptonite and works well as a general repellant with a 2" thick rare steak coming in a close second.

davemchine's suggestion

Could you make the bacon on the BBQ (very good) and keep the smell outside? Or perhaps cook a lot of bacon at one time and freeze it in snack bags?

works well if you decide to let her stay. Here's a video you need to watch on cooking bacon on the grill with a side of big thick juicy cheeseburger. http://bbqpitboys.com/recipes/smoked-bac...se-burgers It's not only informative but will help counteract the negative life forces being sent your way by the vegetarians. Be strong! We will pray for you.