02-16-2016, 07:52 PM
the 80 year old went to his Doctor and tells the Doc he needs a lot of V iagra for the weekend.
the Doctor asks "what is going on?"
the 80 yr old replies that his girlfriend is coming over Friday night, and his ex-wife is coming Saturday night, and his ex-girlfriend is coming over Sunday night.
Doctor says "with all that V iagra, i must see you Monday for a checkup" Monday afternoon the man is in the Doctors office with his arm in a sling.
"What happened to you?" Doctor asks.
the 80 yr old replied "
no one showed up "
the Doctor asks "what is going on?"
the 80 yr old replies that his girlfriend is coming over Friday night, and his ex-wife is coming Saturday night, and his ex-girlfriend is coming over Sunday night.
Doctor says "with all that V iagra, i must see you Monday for a checkup" Monday afternoon the man is in the Doctors office with his arm in a sling.
"What happened to you?" Doctor asks.
the 80 yr old replied "
no one showed up "