02-16-2016, 07:52 PM
An 80 years old man is marrying an 18 year old. His doctor, who is also his best man, takes him aside at the wedding. The doc cautions the groom, pointing out that with such an age difference, taking it easy on the wedding night is strongly advised, lest injury or even worse may result. The old man laughs and says, "Doc, I've always been a realist. If she dies, she dies."