02-16-2016, 08:19 PM
Just in case there's still a human on earth that hasn't heard this one:
An 80 year old guy goes to the doctor with his wife. The doctor looks serious, and asks to talk to the wife alone. When he steps out, the doctor tells the wife "I have bad news. You husband has a fatal disease. The only hope of arresting its progress is for you to have sex with your husband every day"
The woman stares ahead and nods, gravely.
"Do you understand? If he doesn't have sex every day, he will die."
She nods again, and leaves the room. The husband rushes over and asks her "Tell me -what did the doctor say?"
She says "He says you're gonna die."
An 80 year old guy goes to the doctor with his wife. The doctor looks serious, and asks to talk to the wife alone. When he steps out, the doctor tells the wife "I have bad news. You husband has a fatal disease. The only hope of arresting its progress is for you to have sex with your husband every day"
The woman stares ahead and nods, gravely.
"Do you understand? If he doesn't have sex every day, he will die."
She nods again, and leaves the room. The husband rushes over and asks her "Tell me -what did the doctor say?"
She says "He says you're gonna die."