An 80 year old goes to the doctor for a checkup...

[Gilbert]

An 80 year old guy and his wife went to the doctor. The husband was hard of hearing so the wife has to yell at him what the doctor is saying.

Doctor: Given your age, you are doing pretty well.
Husband: What did he say?
Wife: He says you are doing OK.
Husband: Oh, OK.

Doctor: But I still want to run some tests?
Husband: What did he say?
Wife: He says he is going to run some tests!
Husband: Oh, OK.

Doctor: We will need to take your blood pressure.
Husband: What did he say?
Wife: He says they are going to check your blood pressure!
Husband: Oh, OK.

Doctor: And we'll also need to get a sample of your blood.
Husband: What did he say?
Wife: He said they are going to take some blood!
Husband: Oh, OK.

Doctor: And we'll also need to get a stool and urine sample.
Husband: What did he say?
Wife: He said you need to leave your shorts!